T M C:

 

CAPTURED

 

COOKIE:

 

Captured.

 

T M C

 

BY ALIENS

 

Cookie:

 

By aliens.

 

T M C

 

CAPTURED BY BIG, TALL, GREEN ALIENS

THEY'RE SCARY

 

CHICO:

 

Real scary

 

T M C:

 

AND HAIRY

 

CHICO:

 

Very hairy

 

T M C:

 

AND THEY HAVEN'T INVENTED THE LIBRARY

 

(beat)

 

What?  It was the best rhyme I could come up with.

 

CAPTURED

 

ALL EXCEPT COOKIE:

 

CAPTURED

 

T M C:

 

BY ALIENS

 

ALL EXCEPT COOKIE:

 

BY ALIENS

 

CAPTURED BY BIG, TALL, GREEN ALIENS

 

T M C:

 

THEY'RE SCARY

 

ALL EXCEPT COOKIE:

 

SCARY

 

T M C:

 

AND HAIRY

 

ALL EXCEPT COOKIE:

 

AND HAIRY

 

T M C:

 

AROUND THEM PLEASE DON'T BE UNWARY ...

 

There.  Was that better?

 

 

Cookie:

 

This is some kind of joke.

T M C:

 

No joke.  I know it's hard to believe, but, well, you get used to the idea.

 

COOKIE (to herself or audience):

 

I can't believe this.  It's got to be a dream.  I mean, look at this, a bunch of people just randomly break into song and coregraphize dance?  That doesn't happen in real life!

 

T M C:

 

What's your name again?

COOKIE:

 

Cookie.

 

T M C:

 

I'm T M C, the D A -- that's Director's assisent.  I think you're going to be really happy here.  We have the best life ever.  We perform every night.  Musicals, plays, whatever.  Every night.

 

COOKIE:

 

Oh no.

 

T M C:

 

Yes!  We have the best life ever.

 

CAPTURED (CAPTURED!)

 

BY ALIENS (ALIENS)

 

CAPTURED BY BIG, TALL, SCARY ALIENS

 

THEY'RE SCARY

 

AND HAIRY

 

AROUND THEM DO NOT BE UNWARY!